Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa:
Half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America:
Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35 she is like India:
Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France:
Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia:
Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes and massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia:
Very wide and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia,
with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.
After 70, she becomes like Afghanistan.
Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.